If a joke makes me laugh – or even just smile – I think there’s a place for it here on the blog. Mike sent this in:
“Here’s a little ditty that made me laugh….
During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about her physical activity level.
The woman said she spent 3 days a week, every week in the outdoors. “Well, yesterday afternoon was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through 2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to the bathroom behind some big trees. I ran away from an irate mother bear and then ran away from one angry bull Elk. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank a scotch and three glasses of wine.
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoor woman!”
“No,” the woman replied, “I’m just a really, really terrible golfer”.
– Mike.
A women walked into a drug store and immediately headed back to the pharmacy department where she told the pharmacist she wanted to buy five gallons of hemlock. “Hemlock?” Said the pharmacist, ” what are you going o do with that? To which the lady replied, ” I’m going to poison my husband.” “What?” Said the druggist, ” why do you want to do that? The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmast’s wife. The pharmast’s looked at the picture and said, “why didn’t you tell me you had a prescription?”